thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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