Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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