Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Just high enough for therapy.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
