i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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