Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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