You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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