Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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