Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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