i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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