I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
