so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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