the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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