that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We named our party play list daddy issues
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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