I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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