Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
