My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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