I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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