I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she looked like the before picture.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
and i looked up. we had an audience...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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