Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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