so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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