I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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