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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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