People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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