on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize