I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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