How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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