So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i will never coherently bang her
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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