We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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