He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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