I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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