I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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