I hate your face
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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