Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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