I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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