We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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