whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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