Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i just google imaged poop.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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