she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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