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Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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