She announced her abortion via fbk
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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