a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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