I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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