Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize
