i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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