I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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