Whod you bang
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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