If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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