we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Ladies don't puke and tell
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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