Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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