i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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