You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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