His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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