I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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