i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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