no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
whose parrot is this?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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